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FOUR MUSTARDS
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"She was unloading condiments from a pallet onto a shelf. Yellow mustards in their pointy hats, four at a time. She turned tiredly; What man is staring at me now? she was thinking. But it wasn’t a man."

—The First Bad Man, page 69

Packaged with excerpt; authenticity verified with Miranda July’s signature.